Moisture Farming

Moisture farming is when you are fingering you girlfriends butt hole and it get to dry to go deeper. So, you got the pussy to get you fingers wet. Then you drop back into the butt hole.

Her asshole was to dry for one finger so I did some moisture farming then 2 fingers went right in.

Famous quote" My uncle is a Moisture Farmer." Luke Skywalker

by Krrrap July 20, 2016

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moisture packet

Another name for the vagina. Also used to descibe a man that is being a pussy.

Phil will not come with us tonight because he is being a moisture packet.

by blake88 April 6, 2006

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Any lotion or moisturizer that promises to firm up the skin and ease the look of cellulite and flabbiness. It is an industry wide lie that these products will eliminate one's cellulite or firm up sagging skin.

I told Sara to stop using the moisturelieser because there is no way that stuff will make that cellulite on her thighs go away. She needs to go to the gym.

by FASH1976 August 22, 2009

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moisture oyster

Another word for vagina, pussy, vertical smile etc.

He slid his hands in between her thighs and slowly opened them to reveal her magical moisture oyster.

by PandaPwned July 19, 2012

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drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

by mitch November 3, 2004

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