Moisturizer

A mans seman covered all over your face and commonly used by whore or sluts

I loved his moisturizer all over my face

by Smashgirl May 30, 2017

moisturizerer

n. one who applies moisturizer

you are a good moisturizerer. you got moisturizer everywhere.

by erizzie January 4, 2008

moisturize some elbows

the act or art of putting a fist in an anus or vagina (which requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication, thus "moisturizing").

Peter's annoying me so badly that I'm about to moisturize some elbows.

by ass istant December 12, 2009

mittenized

Just had mind blowen orgasmic sex with a sexy guy named mittens

She got mittenized last night

by mittens17 December 2, 2014

Moisturized

Well seasoned. Marinated. Better prepared. Ready to go. Better than the other guy.

This gym teacher is better moisturized than the other one we had. -Jonathan H

by JohnHector May 16, 2022

Moisturizer

Legend has it if you don't moisturize daily, he'll slowly rub moisturizer and lotion on you... Leaving not a crevice of your body untouched by his cream. Going as far as taking your shoes off and rubbing moisturizer in between your toes... And sticking his stubby greasy fingers in your mouth, assuring you can taste the reminisce of lotion. Even if you manage to escape, he'll follow you. Watching... Waiting... And once you lay to rest, the last thing you'll hear before drifting off to a never ending sleep would be, "Moisturize your flesh. Feel it seep into your pores. Your skin will be dry no more." If you awake, your body will be covered in lotion, as it would be if you were to not escape originally. And if you weren't to moisturize your flesh again, you wouldn't be lucky to just have your skin rubbed with cream.

"creamy moisturizer man is coming"
"I want a divorce John."

by ToeCream69 September 7, 2023

homemade moisturizer

when that creepy kid busts a nut, puts it in a container, and gives it to you as lotion

or when you and bae wanna get freaky

Jonah hit me up with some homemade moisturizer last night, want some? *rubs it all over face*

by satansnigga666 September 2, 2016