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Maxi Mounddropped

Having HHH tities being dropped on your head.
Damn did you see her just Maxi Mounddrop Whiskey? I think he might have a concussion!
by Ares157 October 28, 2004
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Well-mounded

Adj. Having a visually appealing vagina; characterized by a gently protruding mound seen when the woman is laying on her back in a bathing suit or panties. The condition is characterized by a gently protruding "mound" which is uniform in dimension and pleasing to the eyes.
She looked very well-mounded in that bikini bottom!
by Rockcut Joey August 19, 2014
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Ogre mounds

Mishapen, offensively ugly and excessively fat breasts. Usually found on women, but not restricted by gender.

Inspired by the dwelling places of equally ugly and fat creatures in the MMORPG, World of Warcraft.
"That fat chick's got huge wabs"
"Eugh, ogre mounds, sort it out."

Things were getting pretty hot until her ogre mounds fell on me.
by Harshery December 9, 2010
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Love Mound

When one pulls his scrotum up and over his penis and testicles to contain them all and then pins the scrotum to his lower belly with his finger tips.
In a loving display of affection, Ralf produced the venerable "love mound" to Gretchen on their first date.
by The BossWarden May 9, 2010
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hairy mound

A afro-like mound of hair covering a woman's upper and lower fluffer, generally seen on a sexually frustrated or confused lass, whom is physically unaware of the mass amounts of hair follicles, ranging from .6-9 inches long, sprouting out of her too-tight pot-vagina induced acid washed jeans. (though the 80's fashion trends have died out, this one has some how found a reason to stay)
"Holy shit dude! Check out the hairy mound on Melinda!"
"Damn!! Let me get out my weed wacker!"
by Cleveland Mound March 20, 2008
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Flower Mound

A city with rich/middle class white people. If you're not white, you're a minority. Basically, the Mexicans mow the white kids lawns, and the high schoolers drive nicer cars then the teachers. The homes range from $250,000 to approximately $9,000,000.
Where do you live?
Flower Mound
by flomodude January 5, 2010
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Pitchers Mound

Like third or fourth base, Pitchers Mound is a status regarding sexual activity. It is not in direct relation to the other bases of a couples sexual interaction, rather an independent stage of physical play.
It is the act of punching your partners crotch area (Usually with surprise). You continuously punch the others genitalia -- as if with each strike of contact (from fist to delicate reproductive tissue) you receive an extra point. Sure -- they may resist, and at the same time try to punch yours, but unlike hitting a "home-run" (resulting with both partners taking out a great deal of pleasure) there is only one winner within each session.
The difference between reaching Pitchers Mound and ferociously hitting the human-juice out of your mate's reproductive organ is that it is fun and safe. I tend to yell "Pitcher's Mound!" while I enact a harsh blow to my girlfriend's vagina. Only a Chad would injure another's crotch area without warning or playful desire.
Kyle: "Emma, what do you want to do? We have already passionately accomplished the four bases a hundred times."

Emma: "Well, we haven't done Pitchers Mound yet."

Kyle: "Pitcher's Mound!" (Kyle strikes Emma's Vajayjay with a Mexican undercut, the dirtiest of all the undercuts)

Emma: "Fuck! My Vajayjay is bleeding. I guess you win Kyle."
"P.S You're Hawt."

Kyle: "Because I won like a boss, I am going to incorporate this event in my definition on Urban dictionary."
by AnalMonster666 February 17, 2015
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