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unconventional motivation

The drive to study for tests and quizzes in college so that you can work quickly and leave the testing site as quickly as possible.
Chris: why the hell are you studying?
Billy: Chem is my last class tomorrow, so I want to get out of there as soon as possible. Also, I want to miss the rush of people all turning in their quizzes at the same time.
Chris: Ahh, classis unconventional motivation.
by bc3 October 31, 2008
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Lust Motivation

The sudden motivation injection you have when you meet someone you really like and want to impress.
My lust motivation is so high right now, I'm at the gym everyday!
by otasha August 12, 2011
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Retard Motivation

The limitless determination errupted oftenly in mentaly-disabled/arrogent people when they really want to do something that would be normally considered frivolous, impossible, or even murderous, depending on the initiative of the person using it.
"Dude, I over at my friends house when he got really drunk and tried to fly down the stairs like superman"

"Yeah, he gets some retard motivation when he gets really sloshed"
by Comenter2222@yahoo.com February 11, 2012
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motivation

A reason why employees across the world don't work any harder. If somebody works as hard as they can, they don't get paid another dime. It's a problem of motivation.
Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?

Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation?
by Office Space Rules December 3, 2009
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motivation check

A chant used in many military branches to augment the "motivation," or spirit of a particular unit. Used notably in many JROTC groups during roll call @ drill meets, athletic tournaments, etc., such a ubiquitous pattern of speech invokes an instinctive human aggression in said unit.

The motivation check, though at times may appear facetious, panders to our need for something funny to say, but in reality allows us to lose our individuality to achieve a collective identity.
"(insert unit here), MOTIVATION CHECK!"

Highly motivated,
Truly dedicated.
Rough, tough, lean, mean.
Motivated, motivated, motivated, (RANK)!
Dedicated, dedicated, dedicated, (RANK)!
I want PT, (rank), I love PT!
I like it, I love it, I want more of it!
Move like lightning, sound like thunder,
We put the enemy six feet under,
(COMPANY)! Move fast, move quick,
Now break it on down like you just won’t quit!
Hooah!
Hooah!
HOOAH!
by cptamerica1337 February 10, 2012
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Mazination

A massive shlong that is bigger than 20inches
Omg hollies mazination is so big wtf
by Massiveshlong May 26, 2019
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Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory

A person is more motivated to succeed when another individual tells that person that he or she cannot accomplish a task, negative criticism is used as motivational fuel.
Michael Jordan didn't make the high school basketball team but ended up being in the NBA because of Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory.
by actionjackson450 April 18, 2018
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