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Mogadishu Black Site

A date night idea where you and your significant other sit across from each other in a sparsely decorated but well lit room. Temperature shouldn’t be any more than 57-58 degrees. You both strip naked and sit back down. No food or water should be in the room. The door should be locked on a timer until the following morning.

You begin by starting off with little digs of your loved one: you hold your fork funny or sometimes you make a noise in your sleep. The other person takes a minute to digest and then responds with a dig of their own.

You repeat this over the course of 24h; the digs getting incrementally deeper and more personal. You grow hungrier, thirstier, and yet you sit there both cutting and being cut down.

By the following morning, you hate every fiber of yourself and of the person you loved only hours before. Everything has changed.

The door unlocks. You both dress and leave.
My wife and I tried a Mogadishu Black Site last night, and now we aren’t speaking.
by CallMeLewcifer April 21, 2023
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Captain Mogadon

A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.
Mark Drakeford is Captain Mogadon; He is boring, grey, dull and monotonous!
by Credible Threat May 7, 2021
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Mogadish

To pull on the string of someones hooded sweatshirt in order to shrink the hood or make the strings asymetrical.
Shawn gave me a bad mogadish this morning.
by sbe2 January 22, 2009
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Momdad

one with a cockgina and hides it very well. one who can mate with him/her self. another name could be a mumdy. Also one who can be straight either way.
Person1= GOD! stop masturbating to yourself.
Momdad= i'm not masturbating im doing myself.
Person1= you are going to grow up a momdad
by shosho96 June 30, 2009
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Momdad

An insulting term used to describe one's beloved parent as a hermaphrodite, having both a vagina and a penis, also known as a "cockgina"
Momdad "When your learned to crawl, heshe stayed in that position."

"Your momdad went to college."
by Osama been laughin March 29, 2009
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Mogadishu

The most polite way to say "mother fucker" in Houston, TX.
I was pissed at that mother fucker; however, since my kids were around I called him a mogadishu.
by Wil13 July 21, 2006
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moghaddam

Moghaddam people have small dick.
by bobflay August 28, 2017
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