FUCK MODEST

Modest destroyed one direction they made their lives miserable and I hope karma stabs them in the back with as much pain and greef that those 5 men had while working with modest

FUCK MODEST go die in a hole

by Melissa Connie October 27, 2020

Modest

To not be braggy and full of yourself

Everyone likes me.

by Melanie September 5, 2003

models and bottles

A term of pretension coined by A.J., an investment banker (I-Banker). Though originally used to describe a lavish night on the town with expensive booze and attractive women, this term has been relegated to describing an overly pretentious assclown.

"Dude thinks he's all 'models and bottles' because he likes throwing his money around with overpriced call-girls."

by mdl39 February 29, 2008

modest orgy

A polite orgy with posh people extra points for bringing champagne

"I heard that lady Claire had a modest orgy at Buckingham palace with the queen"

by Rxbxcaxmp January 5, 2017

Modestyahoo

Someone that tries too hard to be funny and accentuate their charm by pretending they are dumb and annoying. Usually done through online gaming or trolling internet forums.

That dude's a pretty decent guy, but he's always pulling the Modestyahoo bit. People think he's a dumba$$.

by jasonace October 19, 2011

Modestin

Modestin is a big, black, fat, obese, man whom is bullied by the one and only bailey porter.

Modestin you are a big, black nig- cant say that even in typing.

by ASDFGVUYBIGV July 25, 2023

modus pwnens

This is a common form of reasoning about pwnage and is commonly accepted in most formal pwning systems. In the general form it states:
A Pwns B
If A has happened,
then we know that B has been pwned.

P.W.N.E.D.

Chuck Norris Pwns all Mortals
Socrates is mortal.
Chuck Norris has happened,
therefore by modus pwnens Socrates has been pwned.

This example is also valid with "you are" and "you have" in place of "Socrates is" and "Socrates has" respectively.

Note: It is well known that only an oracle (i.e. Chuck Norris) can decide if Chuck Norris Pwns non mortals.

by taiyo June 28, 2007