Moby dicked

The act of covering your dick in baby powder and slaps someone in the face once or more leaving a white mark resembling a white sperms whale
My girlfriend was being annoying so she got moby dicked
by Moby dicking August 15, 2015
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Moby Dicked

When you've just had some Moby Dick (weed strain) and you forget what you were saying/doing, you got Moby Dicked.
"I'm feeling like..."
"Feeling like?"
"I forgot."
"You got Moby Dicked!"
by Barry Ballenbak August 18, 2019
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Moby Dicked

1The post-coital realisation that the sex you just had was so good you'll probably be chasing it for the rest of your life.

2 An inspiring sexual experience.
After her moonlit romp on the beach Sheila realised she had been Moby Dicked.
by lajables January 16, 2016
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I was having moby dick untill the whale said "No Way"
by Ymca Mouse Cat Acadamy November 23, 2010
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a sexual position in which the penetrator does a backbend in a shallow pool, so only his erect penis is sticking perpendicular above the water.
The penetratee then rides his dick as tho she is Ishmael riding moby dick.
This position can also be done with two men, as long as the above water rider rides backward.
person 1: "Wow you can hold your breath for a really long time!"

person 2: "Thanks, I'm training so my girlfriend and I can do the moby dick. "
by Gjfkdoejghsjs February 05, 2021
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Moby Dicking

To engage in the act of coitus with an overweight girl, but with extreme physical force and a great passion.

Drunken sex can often be classified as a "Moby Dicking", due to the lack of judgement, but the intact passion of lovemaking.
"Can you believe Hank beats his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, I heard about that. I bet when they're alone she gets a solid Moby Dicking."

“To the ass, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I hump at thee; For hate's sake, I shoot my last load at thee!"
by lordmb April 13, 2010
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When a guy goes out into the ocean for a swim, begins to float, and spanks it so he spews while floating in the water.
Hey, Diones is about to spew! There he blows, that Moby Dick son of a bitch!
by Bryan Eaves June 26, 2006
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