Bielsa’s Motting Stool

A stool that a motter may use while delivering oral sex to his lady friend from a seated position at the edge of the bed/motting platform.

Particularly useful if the motter finds himself with an incapacitated lower limb and is unable to assume a standard frontal prone motting position between the mottees legs.

The stool takes inspiration from the legendary Marcelo Bielsa and his infamous stool that could often be spotted pitchside in the technical area.

Dislocated the knee again at the weekend and I’m on crutches for the foreseeable, will have to get Bielsa’s Motting Stool out the loft.

by CumbrianMotter October 9, 2023

mitzing

To do nothing, to be bored. Or used to associate ones bordem at an event or social gathering. Also can be used as slang for fooling around.

Yeah, Joey and I are just mitzing around.
The Spa is a place for Erica to mitz around.

by Apostletrendy September 9, 2008

don mattingly

similar to a dirty sanchez but applying it under her eyes.

She said she didnt want a dirty sanchez so i gave her a don mattingly

by lenny December 23, 2004

motting out

Performing oral sex on a female, Mott being a northern term for a vagina

I was motting out this bird when her boyfriend walked in. Lol

by BigsexyBFG November 12, 2013

Mutting

An ancient art, only known to people who have mastered the art of dogging people out. It is an extreme act of hearing a story about someone, then twisting it so much its just a load of bullshit, but everyone still believes it. This can be used for good or bad, depending on the situation or the source of information known. There are a few creatures still on this earth which know the ancient art, and they have profound hearing, very sensitive smell and are able to transform from dog to human very fast.

Hey, look at that man hes mutting!

Did you hear about that guy called Hallett, he was just mutting about Ellen.

Wow, that story was crazy! I can hardly believe it was true! Oh wait that man must have been mutting!

What a mutt! He must have been mutting!

by Kevin Rudd123 August 24, 2011

Mattingly

Someone who says ur mom gay

Fuck you mattingly

by NootedLover98 February 11, 2018

misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011