when a man finally gets a woman in bed. He ejaculates when she touches his leg. Then he spends the next 30 minutes crying in the corner sucking his thumb.
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Miracle is everything good a man wants a great lover, one who thinks deep, Miracle's wants love,they want to be loved and be happy but they don't know how to go for what they really want.Miracle will a good mother and wife, they want to have fun and they love food and like to travel. Miracle is smart and beautiful.
by mi otra mitad● February 3, 2020
Get the Miracle mug.In a math test, when given information about a car traveling a certain distance, and using a certain amount of gasoline, you are shown four graphs and must pick one. One of the wrong answers is the miracle car, which gets more gasoline the further it travels. When a person picks this answer, they feel like a moron when they find out it's wrong.
Person A: "What did you get on the math test"
Person B: "I got a 94, i was off by one question"
Person A: "What question was it?"
Person B: "Number 12, I picked the miracle car, and boy do I feel stupid!
Person B: "I got a 94, i was off by one question"
Person A: "What question was it?"
Person B: "Number 12, I picked the miracle car, and boy do I feel stupid!
by Bassicaly August 7, 2010
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Anouncer: He's at the 40!! The 50!! Wait, where's he going? Folks it seems as if he's headed for the port-a-potties!! Wow!! Mid game, he must be going for a miracle wizz!!
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by Tulsi Music June 28, 2011
Get the Lyrical Miracle mug.The most astonishing football match of all time. The UEFA Champions League Final on the 25th of May 2005, between AC Milan and Liverpool. With AC Milan obliterating Liverpool in the first half and leading 3-0, scouse heroes Carragher and Gerrard led a fightback that saw Liverpool draw level in six, crazy, second half minutes. The match went to extra time, in which Liverpool goalkeeper Dudek pulled of an incredible double save from star Milan striker Shevchenko to keep the Reds in the game. 3-3 after extra time and penalties beckoned, heroes to be crowned. Liverpool were 3-2 up with Andriy Shevchenko having to score to keep Milan in the game. Dudek saved and Liverpool were Champions of Europe for the fifth time, meaning they could keep the trophy.
P.S. Any Manchester United fans wishing to visit the actual Cup they won in Barcelona in 1999, please book a tour of the Liverpool FC Trophy Room at Anfield, its new home. ;)
P.S. Any Manchester United fans wishing to visit the actual Cup they won in Barcelona in 1999, please book a tour of the Liverpool FC Trophy Room at Anfield, its new home. ;)
Our Lady of Fatima, Jesus walking on water, Harry Potter selling well, but nothing can compare to the Miracle of Istanbul
by Robbie Red November 2, 2007
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