Vietnamese Land Mine

Squatting over a sleeping person, pooping on their chest, slide back, slap the pile of shit while screaming, "LAND MINE!".

Kaito passed out first at the party, so we gave her a Vietnamese land mine.

by King Swaggercock October 24, 2008

Dirty minded

Everyone on the Urban dictionary

Person 1 "Where can I find people who are dirty minded"

Person 2 "The Urban dictionary

by Reggwuehebeh May 21, 2019

l’manberg

l’manberg was a piece of land on the minecraft server ‘dream smp’. it began with a drug business ran by wilbur soot and tommyinnit. this began the “hot dog van” or the “caravan”. they then recruited fundy, tubbo, niki, eret, and jack manifold. then, l’manberg as a nation wanted to have independence from the dream smp. dream, the creator of the dream smp didn’t agree. this broke out into war. after hours of fighting, eret led them into the ‘final control room’ which was when they portrayed his betrayal and then all the other members were killed. shockingly, tommy gave up his most prized possessions for l’manbergs independence, his music discs mellohi and cat. this stated that l’manberg was a separate nation from dream smp, but was still on their land. but then after a long time being blacklisted, jschlatt makes a reappearance to run in a political war against wilbur. candidates pog2020: wilbur soot & tommyinnit. swag2020: quackity & georgenotfound. coconut2020: niki and fundy and jschlatt2020. after an audience decision, pog2020 had the winning vote, but by the swag2020 and jschlatt2020 former agreement, they combined the votes and jschlatt2020 won the election. the first thing jschlatt did was banish wilbur soot and tommy. jschatt then renames l’manberg, ‘manberg’ because they “don’t take L’s”. wilbur and tommy vanish into the woods and start their new nation, pogtopia. it’s now a cold-blooded war of manberg vs. pogtopia.

“my l’manberg, my l’manberg” - song by wilbur

“independence or death, if we get no revolution we want nothing”

by dreamy weamy October 19, 2020

Genetic Gold Mine

A person with no genetic flaws, the kind of person who would have good children

Girl: "Do you see that boy over there? He's so hot"
Girl #2: "I know, he's a total genetic gold mine!"

by sitss July 26, 2010

I'll tell mine you're gay

The best lyrics ever (also not homophobic at all, regardless of what straight people think)

That’s fine I'll tell mine you're gay - Taylor Swift

by EKimLipse November 2, 2023

mine

not yours.

mine, not yours.

by militant August 26, 2003

Polish Mine Detector

Polish Mine Detector
The Polish mine detector is an innovation which dates back to The WWII. The PMD is without doubt the most famous Polish innovation ever and this is not a coincidence - an average Polish individual has got two Polish mine detectors.
The Catholicism secures the production to fill needs over the mine fields worldwide. Though these devices are considered as hi-tech, still they're relatively cheap due to the mass production.
The humanity hasn't died yet, thanks to the PMD!

Media mogul Ted Turner once stated a rhetoric question to his audience while kicking his leg in the air:
"Ever seen a Polish mine detector.."

Polish Polaks polaks polish polish mine detector innovation hi-tech foot feet mine fields mine

by O.W.H. October 23, 2012