Mitztake

A mistake caused by stupidity or ignorance, rather than by accident. Usually occurs when the person has full knowledge that the action taken is a mistake.

I gave my girlfriend a yeast infection by going A to V. Such a mitztake!

It was a mitztake smoking that blunt before going to bed

by KingE February 19, 2013

Miltswanca

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again.
-Coined by Barny AKA Lorenzo Von Matterhorn from 'How i met your Mother'

Derrick : "Holy crap Tabits mother is a MILTSWANCA"
Dorrine: "no way, you'd definately call back."

by JohnmegaDong November 16, 2009

Milbz

Aussie slang for top bloke. Someone who everyone gets along with.
Ask him another, he usually knows the answer.

Did you hear that new lecturer? He's such a Milbz.

Dude thanks for the beer, such a Milbz

by Trevor Eto August 20, 2013

musty milton

when someone farts in someone face but more than gas comes out

sherly:what did you do with you boyfriend suzy

suzy: he gave me a musty milton

sherly:ewww

Suzy: i love that shit

by the diddler ? May 7, 2008

Agent Milton

The key asset to taking down Dutch Van Der Linde and his gang in Red Dead Redemption 2.

Arthur Morgan: “It seems old Micah was pretty close to Agent Milton...”

by Agent Ross February 2, 2019

C-Milton Wright

C Milton Wright is a very diverse school with the majority being white preps. The African-Americans and wiggers try to stay in groups that are usually situated in front of the Social Studies hall and often cause a road block to students who try to get to their Government class. They also sit in the two tables closest to the cafeteria entrance. The goths/poor kids/nerds are situated either in the front entrance outside and are usually loud and obnoxious. They also tend to group near the bushes outside of the cafeteria after school and it is always common to see one fall into the bushes and down the hill only to erupt in a annoying laugh. There is a place on the third floor where all the preppy, rich kids who think that the world revolves around them hang out. It is usually either near the Y-stairs or in the elevator hallway. Overall the teachers are nice and easy going but the administrators are well, at times, assholes. Overall, C. Milton Wright is a pretty normal school where the gym teachers are perverts who make the pretty girls do butterflies so they can look at their underwear, where the drama and art classes are abundant in lesbians and gays, where you can expect a stink bomb to go off every other week, and where you cannot get from one class to another without hearing the word fuck. Another thing that one should note is that the football team is cocky and acne prone and the cheerleaders love cock (in other words they are sluts who were once unpopular in middle school but now think that 2 pounds of makeup and a thong can make them hot). We take pride in our sports teams and ridicule in our bands, chorus, etc. We stand up and shout in the pep rally but slouch and sleep during the Spring and Winter concerts. We have good friends, who we don't talk to the next year. And even though we are betrayers, liars, assholes, and bitches...there is no gun violence, there isn't a fight every day, there aren't girls getting pregnant (except one), and there aren't rape charges against teachers. Because we are not Edgewood High and we are not some Baltimore city school. We are the Mustangs. We play it safe and hard.

"c-milton wright, never wrong."

by ffejffejffejffejffej September 7, 2007

Dirty Meltzer

A dirty meltzer is the poop lipstick that ocurrs while getting a blow job during a chili dog. See chili dog.

While having a chili dog, the man gave the woman a dirty meltzer.

by hugh jorgan April 4, 2005