Milford has come so far since I was first enamored with this quaint seaside town more than 25 years ago. It is true that there is an exorbitant amount of adult entertainment facilities in our small city. However, most of them are located in the vacinity of I-95 where the truckers can get some relief from their long hauls. Milford has a wonderful atmosphere and a fierce loyalty among longtime residents. Ignore the Ignoramous above - he's probably jealous because he is constantly losing snowboard contests to Milfordites.
by SUX2BU_2 August 17, 2008
Get the Milford, CT mug.Milford CT is a small city in western CT. Separated into 3 sections:
Devon/Grove (You get jumped here), Central/Underhill/Meadowside (You buy pot and pills here),
Woodmont (Your a rich faggot).
Everyone here thinks they're either hot shit for being rich or thug cus they live in Devon. Nice beaches, ok bitches, good food. Place to go to buy your drugs of choice if you dont have enough gas money to make it to Waterbury or Bridgeport. Plenty of oxycotin and grow houses.
And there is nothing fun to do here except get fucked up.
Devon/Grove (You get jumped here), Central/Underhill/Meadowside (You buy pot and pills here),
Woodmont (Your a rich faggot).
Everyone here thinks they're either hot shit for being rich or thug cus they live in Devon. Nice beaches, ok bitches, good food. Place to go to buy your drugs of choice if you dont have enough gas money to make it to Waterbury or Bridgeport. Plenty of oxycotin and grow houses.
And there is nothing fun to do here except get fucked up.
"How was is growing up in Milford CT? Were you rich?"
"Yeah but I spent all my money on coke and Smiles Entertainment Center"
"Yeah but I spent all my money on coke and Smiles Entertainment Center"
by SomekidfromCT August 19, 2009
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An orgasm produced by sex god Milo Ventimiglia. Milorgasms usually occur just from the sight of him, but fapping is also recommended.
by emilyinwonderland January 13, 2008
Get the milorgasm mug.West Milford, NJ may be a huge town but is has all the character of a small town where everyone knows everyone. Most people who grow up there never leave, why would they want to, it’s absolutely beautiful. Originally a summer vacation resort area the town still maintains that relaxing slow paced life of an era gone by. There is no need to go through West Milford to get anywhere except if you live there so there is no such thing as rush hour traffic and traffic lights are almost non existent. It’s the type of area most people stay on their summer vacations. The multiple lakes and parks make it a hidden treasure in northern NJ where most towns are quickly becoming vastly over populated and over developed. There is still abundant wildlife, our water sources are uncontaminated and pollution doesn’t exist.
Contrary to popular belief it is not full of toothless rednecks and uneducated morons that all drive jacked up pick-up trucks or cars that are rusting apart at the seams. Agreed, there are some rednecks, bars do out number churches, Harley’s are abundant and the exhaust on any form of transportation is rated on a scale of the louder the better. But it is not in anyway some back woods hick town filled with trailer parks and deteriorating houses, and no, wife beaters are not considered black tie. In fact it is probably one of the more expensive areas in northern NJ to purchase a home. The taxes are astronomical especially if you live on the lake but that just helps to keep the lower income element from moving in and ruining the scenery. It is a town whose population is 90% Caucasian the language spoken is still English and the residents are a mix of blue and white collar hard working, tax paying, proud Americans!
West Milford, NJ encompasses a few towns in its Township, Hewitt, parts of Newfoundland, Greenwood Lake and Upper Greenwood Lake. And yet with all that acreage and all those residents crime is almost unheard of.
Contrary to popular belief it is not full of toothless rednecks and uneducated morons that all drive jacked up pick-up trucks or cars that are rusting apart at the seams. Agreed, there are some rednecks, bars do out number churches, Harley’s are abundant and the exhaust on any form of transportation is rated on a scale of the louder the better. But it is not in anyway some back woods hick town filled with trailer parks and deteriorating houses, and no, wife beaters are not considered black tie. In fact it is probably one of the more expensive areas in northern NJ to purchase a home. The taxes are astronomical especially if you live on the lake but that just helps to keep the lower income element from moving in and ruining the scenery. It is a town whose population is 90% Caucasian the language spoken is still English and the residents are a mix of blue and white collar hard working, tax paying, proud Americans!
West Milford, NJ encompasses a few towns in its Township, Hewitt, parts of Newfoundland, Greenwood Lake and Upper Greenwood Lake. And yet with all that acreage and all those residents crime is almost unheard of.
Average income West Milford NJ = $61,000.00 per two person household = less encrouchingwelfarecandidates
by BRS May 22, 2006
Get the west milford nj mug.Milorad is a person who is very charming, sophisticated, gracious and extremely attractive. He has that"something" that every man wishes he had, even though no one really knows for sure what "that something" is. Nobody really knows where he is coming from or where he has been. He is mysterious, which has a draw of its own. He is friendly to everyone, and has a way of making people want to be considered his friend. He does not make fun of people, generally; but if someone has crossed him, he can dash that person to the ground without them even being aware that he has trampled their head to put them down. His physique is also mysterious, as his attire is always business professional borderlining on sexy.
Milorad has a way of making his significant other feel as though they have psychic powers. Once they realize they don't have the powers, it is too late; he is already
in someone elses world. A Milorad has special healing powers, he knows exactly what you need. If any doctor cannot cure you, he can.
You cannot trust a Milorad, as he will tell you the same himself. Women throw themselves at him and make donkies of themselves. Men are attracted to him as well, but uselessly. Beware, a dark "knight" with a bottle of Amaro liquor will totally change your world!
Milorad has a way of making his significant other feel as though they have psychic powers. Once they realize they don't have the powers, it is too late; he is already
in someone elses world. A Milorad has special healing powers, he knows exactly what you need. If any doctor cannot cure you, he can.
You cannot trust a Milorad, as he will tell you the same himself. Women throw themselves at him and make donkies of themselves. Men are attracted to him as well, but uselessly. Beware, a dark "knight" with a bottle of Amaro liquor will totally change your world!
by MaryKatherine Veras January 8, 2013
Get the milorad mug.Milford, Pa is Small Town USA of only 1,200 people. It is located right on the delaware river. Route 209 passes right through milford. Milford is north of Stroudsburg and close to New York City. Suprisingly, Milford has not turned ghetto yet. Milford has that cute, everyone knows everyone, safe, small town feel. There isnt much to Milford except a turkey hill, the dimick inn, and a really good doctor's office. But in general its a nice place.
by Bushkill Born May 16, 2009
Get the Milford mug.West Milford, an 80+ square mile town in Passaic County,sitting in the "Heart of the Highlands."With mountainous terrain and nearly 40 lakes. This town, most commonly known for its bad reputation, is in fact the home of "Clinton Road".Also home of the Highlands known for "Heroin Hill", yes, Hewitt is referred to as that exactly.But this drug problem is because of the direct route to many cities. It's to be understood that if you grew up in this town, you are forever this town. People here have different personalities, Hick and Guido mix, I know, sounds ridiculous, and it is.. Graduates of WMHS are not all slutty druggy dumb asses but yes, majority are. They know how to have FUN and LOTS of it. But it's been very apparent to me that the families of West Milford are mostly hard working, honest people, many business owners.West Milford attracts Hikers and Bikers alike. Having the beautiful Appalachian Trail in Hewitt makes this town a great place to live for outdoorsy people!Although there are only 2 traffic lights in the town there is no need for anymore than that! Major state highway, Route 23, that winds along its southern boundary, more or less paralleling the Pequannock River, provides its main transportation links to the outside world*Despite its enormous size, West Milford is blessed with a small-town atmosphere and is overall a lovely place to live.The atmosphere is something different, something you may unknowingly become attached to, ask its 26,400 residents.
Wayne resident: "Let's go drive on Clinton Road and see the KKK"
Reply: "That shit's not true, idiot"
West Milford resident: "Are you ready for the Klann meeting tonight?"
LOL, yes, it is true..
Reply: "That shit's not true, idiot"
West Milford resident: "Are you ready for the Klann meeting tonight?"
LOL, yes, it is true..
by iLoveHewitt August 20, 2012
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