millet

Pronounced "mill-lay", (i.e. fillet). A term for toilet, bathroom, water closet, etc. The word's origins lie in the misinterpretation of blackletter type characters on a bathroom door which actually read "toilet", not "millet". The word is most appropriately used with a slight British accent.

Pardon me, I've got to go use the millet.

by Aaron TW February 7, 2007

Mullettized

When something is fucked-up beyond repair. Named after the bottom feeding fish

Chris said that this inspection form has been completely mullettized

by Bootstrap & Hawxey Inc. July 14, 2009

Milléts

When you're shopping at Millets and you want to sound posh, you call it Milléts (pronounced mill-ays)

Josh: Where did you get those shoes?
Nat: Milléts!

by Trampikey and Goldie! June 29, 2005

Millet

Millet ("mill-it") is a grain grown in mostly Asia and used as the bulk of birdseed for wild birds. Because of its useful weight and shape, it is commonly used as filler for beanbags for juggling, as well as for punching bags and other sewn oddities. It's also surprisingly difficult to find by itself.

I finally found a place to buy plain millet for my beanbags. There's this place called Old Bob's on the west side that has it. Unfortunately, you have to buy a 50 pound bag...

by quamaretto January 6, 2010

mullettron

The biggest, champion of all mullets your eyes have ever seen!

I have seen the mullettron, halleluiah!

by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003

MULLETTASTIC

Of or referring to a mega-mullet. One who sports extra business up front and a bigger party in the back.

Your mom looks especially mullettastic, today.
Your hair is certainly mullettastic, Bubba.
His hair is the most mullettastic in the whole trailer park.

by dielovefly April 22, 2008

Millertard

A dumb millennial that fails a fuckload

You’re a fucking millertard

by AJbane March 16, 2019