Milk Toast

A teenage boy who: lacks a prominent chin, always has his shoulders slumped, is overweight, goes after girls he cannot ever have, likes poking people, makes high-pitched noises, is white, is involved in Drama, tap-dances, and smells like... sour buttered pasta.

Have you SEEN Jordans kicks? His milk-toastiness is throwing off the whole line.

"Jordan! Stop poking me! You're so... milk toasty!"

by dramakid March 4, 2009

milk toast

jus semen on toast...

mmmmm boy make me some milk toast ;0)

by jusgill69 May 30, 2004

milftastic

your mom. a word that expresses deine mutter

deine mutter ist heiB

by sam April 15, 2005

milktastic

when your milk is fantastic

"my milk is milktastic"

by Sanrionekos March 8, 2021

milftoast

A really boring but attractive soccer mom.

Tammy is so hot but what a bore. She’s milftoast.

by Kimberowski January 6, 2023

Milk Toast

Derived from the vintage slang Milquetoast, meaning: timid, meek, unassertive. The origin of the term is a 1924 comic character named Caspar Milquetoast created by cartoonist Harold T. Webster. A man who's depicted as a weak pushover, his name alluded to the bland food of buttered toast served in a dish of warm milk.

John doesn't stand for anything. He'll agree to anything you say. He's a milk toast.

by Ambient_Screaming October 6, 2023

Molly milk toast

A bland or basic person that is palatable yet otherwise, the lesser of two options if given a choice against a person with more exuberance in nature or appearance.

I’d invite her but she’s so Molly Milk Toast and would bring the groups average down.

by The.Smoking.Gun January 17, 2024