1 definition by dramakid
A teenage boy who: lacks a prominent chin, always has his shoulders slumped, is overweight, goes after girls he cannot ever have, likes poking people, makes high-pitched noises, is white, is involved in Drama, tap-dances, and smells like... sour buttered pasta.
Have you SEEN Jordans kicks? His milk-toastiness is throwing off the whole line.
"Jordan! Stop poking me! You're so... milk toasty!"
"Jordan! Stop poking me! You're so... milk toasty!"
by dramakid March 5, 2009