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milkman

when a man gets head and busts in a girls face and then tickles her so it comes out her nose
by kevin January 21, 2005
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milkman

A white guy who has a pale complexion.
Our son is so white, he’s our little milkman!
by BananaLady98 June 23, 2021
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MilkMan

when a guy jizzez on his hand and then fingers a girl in the vag
yo dude!
sup?
I milkmanned my girl last night!
by swimmerr January 22, 2011
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Milkman's

"Hi Charlie, you want to come round our's tonight? We're having a milkman's"
by Kristian K October 13, 2005
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milkman

Milkman is a phrase used to describe
a. A very hot guy
b. A very ugly guy, used in sarcasm
Girl 1: duude, that guy is a total fucking milkman!
girl 2: Fuck no!
by Sage.. and Piper December 12, 2003
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milkman

A newspaper girl that was mistaken for a milkman by the stupidly rich marie antoinette. She lives on the third floor of marie antoinette's mansion, because it has the best view. marie antoinette is in love with the milkman and wants to marry him/her, even though that would technically make them lesbians, but it never happens anyway. The milkman, in actuality, is just a creeped out newspaper girl, but in marie antoinette's eyes, she's a handsome milkman delivering delicious, cold milk.
It was so awkward. I felt like a milkman.

It was so milkman, nothing made sense at all!!

I'm sooo going to fail this test... I'm such a milkman in this class.
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milkman

when someone drinks an insane amount of milk then partakes in oral sex
girl: man i just drank an entire gallon of milk now i'm really horny

guy: man, i should go milkman that hoe
by tschlep March 18, 2009
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