Milk Dud

Noun - A child born of incest (aka mommy and daddy are siblings), probably gonna have genetic issues.

Adjective - milky

"Did those sibling janitors have a kid together? Cause that boy looks like a milk dud!"

"Wow dem boyz is milky !!"

by Redwii6959 June 13, 2016

Milk dud

A sexual position when the male shoves milk duds up the females vagina then he tries to suck them all out in one gulp

Ya bro I gave her the good ole mama milk dudlast night

by GILLYMANYEETMAN May 13, 2018

Milk dud

Dr.mosley

Okay which one of ya’ll called me a milk dud I stg no more snow days for the rest of the year

by Martin Luther king jr December 2, 2019

Milk Dud

A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.

When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.

by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 19, 2020

Milk dud

Your butthole

Boss: I believe good sir you spilt thy paint
Violent j: fook off and lick ma fuckin sweaty milk dud

by Slowbreezy February 17, 2021

milk dud cock

A person with a cock under 3 inch usually dark colored

My ex had a total milk dud cock

by Lil stoner July 14, 2015

Milk Dud Deluxe

A tray of rat and bunny droppings served for dinner and dinner alone along with a side of smuggled sweetarts. Feces contains psychedelic mushrooms usually.

Josh:I just ate the biggest platter of Milk Dud Deluxe ever. By the way, is that a golden llama on your head?

Katrina:Dude, you should've shared. And no, no it is not. It's known as an alpaca.

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010