Mile Away Club

The act of of having sex with a woman in all 50 states at least a mile in distance from each location.

1. Man- It is really hard to get in the Mile Away Club

2. Husband- Yes, finally in the Mile Away Club!

Wife- What? We only had sex once!

by Mr. Rugby August 2, 2011

Mile High Club

Getting fucked in an airplane, during the flight.

Dude, today I became a member of the Mile High Club!

No way!!!

Yeah I boned one of the hot airline attendants!

by Your new best friend, round 2 January 26, 2011

join the mile high club

Join the mile high club. To have sex on a plane. Generally once it's up in the air (hence the mile high) Also included in Nickelback Rockstar lyrics:
gonna join the mile high club at 37 000 feet.

"I hope i join the mile high club on the way to Madrid next week!"

by alex.x April 3, 2008

mile high club membership

Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'll get our mile high club memberships.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

half mile under club

Sex in a train going through the Channel Tunnel between England and France, parts of which are half a mile below sea level.

Normally in a toilet but the Half Mile Under Club with Distinction is in a carriage while others are present.

by dustyp August 14, 2009

The Mile Pie Club

When someone manages to eat an entire pizza in one sitting (8 slices).

Oh my god! Kieth just ate that entire pizza. Looks like there's another member of the mile pie club.

by A Rot March 27, 2011

Mile High Club

To have sex in an airplane bathroom, usually when a mile above the ground.

Takes place in almost every airplane to take flight.

Dammit, what's with this turbulence? The weather's perfectly calm right now!

(glances at airplane bathroom door)

Oh wait, never mind....

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The Mile High Club is perhaps the easiest club to get into, if you know what I mean.

by Hurricane Season June 13, 2009