milk dog

(Rural Chinese) A female dog whose milk is intended for human consumption.

Lowry: I hope there’s no milk dogs here.
Serpenza: oh no, this is definitely a place where they breed milk dogs. (Shows a picture of a child drinking a dogs milk from the teat)
Me: what’s a milk do- oh, alright then

by Sharpguyinatie May 1, 2019

Chocolate Milk Guy

Don't touch a man's chocolate milk.

"think about respect and just understanding how shit happens in the world"

-chocolate milk guy

by jeofry September 18, 2019

Milk Fic

Wonderful piece of literature, 10/10 would recommend.

Summary:
Forehead man shoves milk up Ryan Ross' ass.

Me: have you read the milk fic?
Person: no I haven't, I'll read it now
Me: *grins*
Person: good lord go to church please

by afycso March 18, 2017

Toilet Milk

Cetyl Alcohol 68 g.
Medicinal Soap 18 g.
Glycerin 23 g.
Mineral Oil 91 g.
Water 780 cc.
Perfume 20 g.

Toilet milk
Toilet milk

by toilet man 6000 August 23, 2022

i'm going to get the milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020

oat milk

a type of plant milk commonly consumed by the queer community. often used in iced coffee.
(disclaimer: not everyone who drinks oat milk is gay... but i mean)

"alright, and what type of milk do you want with your latte?"
"do you guys have oat milk?"
"( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by icedlavenderlatte December 21, 2021

Salty Chocolate Milk

n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.

Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"

John - "Gross"

by Chunk Norris August 17, 2012