microscopicfeet

(Feet smaller than a pin head and the rider of 24ft dicks)

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by Camtboss October 19, 2019

Microscopiss

The tiny droplets of urine splashed on your legs, pants or shoes when you’re pissing standing up. They can be felt when you’re wearing shorts but one must be careful because these will inevitably accumulate if you don’t wash your pants with a certain frequency, leading to foul smell and other inconveniences.

- Dude, toss the TP cause I need to wipe my legs and boots, just felt a bit of microscopiss while doing my business behind the tree.

- Here, dude!

by Manoosa Lago June 19, 2023

sharing a microscope

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.

Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!

by macroscope December 2, 2011

Microscope

Something you need to see your penis with.

Stfu Manny I’m getting you a microscope

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

microscop

a teeny little cock just like Eric graham has

Eric, his mom his dad his sister his brother and susana have little baby microscops/ you got a microscop u cock-licking chode-lover

by Ashton is a pimp and a cutie pie May 22, 2003

Microscopdick

A penis of small magnitude, small, tiny, etc.

"Hahaha he had such a microscopdick !

by B_AtmanxOXo May 22, 2012

Microscoping

Calling attention to a small detail or attribute that bothers you about someone, or asking them to explain it to you on the spot. Usually something that most people would avoid out of respect, or overlook because of how unimportant it is, especially when done without any segue and derailing the conversation or ruining the vibe.

May be done intentionally to "knock someone down a peg", or unintentionally due to social retardation. The chosen detail may be an insecurity for the microscopee, or may become a new insecurity after the microscoping is complete. The chosen detail may cross a line, leading others to callout the microscoper, or it may be too subtle to warrant a callout.

Guy1: "Hey everyone, look at this amazing art that my step-daughter drew!"
Guy2: "Saying step-daughter is sad, why not just say daughter?"
Guy3: "What's really sad is you microscoping that."

by Tekaiguy December 19, 2023