Mickhayes

Mid 50’s privileged Caucasian with no verifiable employment history. Can be best identifed by finely manicured skullet and low credit score. Often proud of his many great friends (of which none will spend time with him). Rumored to be related to Dr. Suess due to lyrical content about women who are not his wife. Big tipper and favors career waitress. “A regular Mickhayes"

You had a parking lot bromance with a real mickhayes...he will write a song about you and sing it to his wife.

by Poserfanboy December 9, 2021

Mickhail

With a Russian name like this, it stands to reason that this person is utterly mysterious, and very introvert. Sometimes his intentions may be unknown, but one can be certain he has a great heart. His level of loyalty excels far beyond anyone else, and he has keen intuition into his friends' feelings thoughts. Although the general basis for a Mickhail is gentle and loving, it's generally best not to mess with him, or his friends. Doing so may very well trigger an almost animalistic rage, which will undoubtedly result in blood shed. Again, the name IS Russian.

Jessica:

"Look at that guy over there...he's has been so quiet this whole party, it kinda freaks me out."

Tim:

"I've met him before. He's such a Mickhail, that I wouldn't worry about it."

by Finn Hudson February 3, 2010

mikhai

A person who with waves and a very extremely large penis that tatse like guacamole & pimps hot girls

Mikhai is very coo

by Yeahh June 18, 2018

Mikhail

A wonderful, smart and nice person. An overall perfect human being.

My sister is such a Mikhail! <3

by mikhelle April 14, 2009

mikhaili

Mikhaili is a handsome male with a kind heart most times but can be the devil at any given moment. He is good at keeping relationships and also is a very genuine friend. He is also very athletic and is very attractive to both males and females.

Yo bro, that guy is super cool. Is he Mikhaili?

by toiletmat May 6, 2015

michail

Honestly the life of the party, selective of his friends but he protects the ones he loves to the fullest extent. To summarize, he’s real.

he’s the best, such a michail

by angry latina November 22, 2021

Michailov

A person with a chinface. Some think that this is a birth defect. Michailovs are often known for their excessive narcissism and are often too boasty. There's atleast three in a five chance of you encountering one in your life.

Tim: Oh god thats a nice chinface you've got there
Michael: Of Course, I'm a Michailov!

by sdd92 August 27, 2011