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Reverse Michelangelo

A shit so sticky that it leaves brown streaks on the bottom of the bowl.
The Reverse Michelangelo I left in the toilet is a real artistic masterpiece.
by Poop Artist December 5, 2011
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Michelangelo's Fountain

When a guy's initial stream of urine hits the toilet bowel water with so much force that the water shoots a droplet up to eye level.
Dude, I drank so much beer at the Britney Spear's concert last night and my girlfriend wouldn't let me piss. When I got home I had to piss so hard, I cupped my balls and shot a Michelangelo's Fountain.
by vance spankhard September 3, 2009
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Michelangelo

If you're an old history teacher, you'll know Michelangeloas the versatile artist whose prowess challenges that of Leonardo Da Vinci. Also, as an old history teacher, you'd know that Michelangelo died at the hallowed age of 88. Hopefully our beloved YMer, Michelangelo will live to be just as old, or older. From the looks of it, she's carefree, has a big heart, and is the girl you'd think about when hearing the country song "Stand by Your Man."
It's a must to learn how to be frisky and seventeen. Deprived as I am, I think Michelangelo can help me in that department.
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
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michelange

a hairy belgian with the taste for huge black woman,beer & dancing obsessivly to goose calls..
yo scott ..i woke up last night and ..john pulled a michelange, that bastard!
by mighty fries December 27, 2009
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Michelangelo

A noble animal, this horse accompanies the Viscount when he is in cities.
Look! There rides the Viscount, astride Michelangelo. Huzzah!
by chasethedoor November 2, 2011
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Michaelagh

Term for a young, attractive female who chooses not to encourage "flirting" due to an unnatural fear of the male anatomy. Often found around a local watering hole or wherever groups of women congregate.
"Dude, I totally saw a Michaelagh down by the river."
by Team Bananarama October 12, 2009
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Michaeling

When you find a girl you like and you end up in the friend zone for months. She tells you about all the guys she hooks up with and you're pretty much brother sister.... but the brother wants an incestuous relationship. Also it helps if you have had the chance to hook up with her before.
Yo, hows that chick?
Idk man... I've been michaeling her so not that good.
Yikes
by dickdadi September 21, 2017
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