michaellangdonsmossybank

the sexiest person alive. <33

michaellangdonsmossybank is so hot omg

by noahjupesactualwife July 9, 2021

Michaella

She is a very pretty girl who is blind asf and she will annoy you to death. She has two cats and a fish. She loves lightskins, Spicy whites, Arabs ,Asian guys and pretty much any guy taller than her . She is great at keeping secrets and will be your friend till the day you die. You can't sit with her at a funeral because you will piss your pants. She is someone you can laugh with and have full on conversations with. She loves horror movies, gets triggered easily and hates almost everyone. She will suck your dick if you play basketball or Soccer. She also sucks at the talking stage and gets bored of a guy very easily. She has a great sense of style and she loves to eat rice. :Last but not least can't get over the guy she dated 2 years ago.

-Whos that loud ass girl?
-Oh thats Michaella! SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP !!!

**sees football or basketball guys coming**
Michealla: **quickly puts on glasses to see better**

by urmomgaes December 6, 2021

Michaella-Money

Someone or something extremely beautiful.
Beauty beyond measure

I bought a Michaella-Money dress at the auction.
Wow! You woke up looking Michaella-Money.

by Fabs9941 December 16, 2021

Michaelle

The goddess of joy, laughter

Drowns her enemies in laughing to death, is always wearing a golden, baby blue and olive green mask to hide her struggles to help everyone else

Yoo I aspire to be a michaelle

by Thehandsomejester November 22, 2025