Mccainpalin

n. The sensation of two elderly midgets wearing wooden clogs crawl up your ass and preform a tap-dance.

Aw, fuck me. that triple-habanero taco bell deluxe really did a Mccainpalin on my bowels.

by MEGslayer January 30, 2010

John McCain

The man that most anyone would agree should have won the republican presidential nomination in 2000, and would have been a far better president than George W. Bush. However, whether he would make a better president than Obama is highly debatable.

He is also a tough son of a bitch. He was shot down over Vietnam, took a bayonet to the groin, and was held (and tortured) for 5 years in a Vietnam POW camp. Don't nobody fuck with McCain.

Why didn't we get John McCain instead of Dubya?

by GAWII October 18, 2008

John McCain

Not the president.

John: Is John McCain the president?
Mary: NO!

by Qincy January 23, 2009

micci

someone who is very crazy, in a sexy cool kinda of way...

whoa she must be a micci

by peachhhhhhhhhhhh January 25, 2009

Michaily

The sexiest sex god in the world.
SHES A BABE
Every guy wants to get with her

Girl1: Have you seen michaily today?
Girl2: You mean the prettiest girl in the world?!

by ILOVEMICHAILY January 7, 2012

Micaih

Micaih is a really sexy person with a long dick and gets girls

Micaih gets a lot of girls

by Jack black July 9 2005 June 27, 2018

John McCain Friend

An acquaintance who you are fondly referring to, but you don't actually know this person very well, nor is he or she your friend.

Derived from Senator John McCain's frequent use of the phrase "My friends..." on the presidential campaign trail directed toward a large crowd of strangers. Strangers he was fond of, yes, but strangers nonetheless.

Christine: My friend from my huge college class and I were working together and she said...
Michelle: Wait, what was her name?
Christine: I don't remember.
Michelle: And she's your friend?
Christine: Uhh...
Michelle: So she's your John McCain Friend.
Christine: Yeah, that's a good way to put it.

by McCainFTW March 5, 2009