MexTextican

A Mexican living in Texas who is constantly sending digital phone messages.

My buddy in El Paso is such a MexTextican - je must send me 20 messages a day.

by umgume duwatt June 8, 2018

Mextex

Mexican lingo.

It's written in Mextex, I can't understand what it says.

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.

Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.

by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020

MexiSex

When you’re banging a random chick and she’s slightly darker skinned

I had some nasty mexisex last night.

by Gbad/loving it January 2, 2021

measexual

Measexual is a sexual modifier in which one's attraction changes, or when one only feels attraction when eating meals. It can be affected by any type of meal besides desserts and snacks. If one's sexuality is influenced by a certain meal, one would put the flavor into the label.

Person B: So, what's your sexuality?
Person A: I'm Measexual
Person B: Eww!!, that's so fucking disgusting, that's not even a sexuality you freak!

by An_AlienWithInternet January 31, 2022

melsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to really pretty people no matter what gender they are

i am melsexual and i think mel is so pretty!!

by ainsleys wife February 5, 2022

Maxsexual

When you are attracted to mario, lunchboxes, and moans a lot.

Person one:Hello look at my mario lunchbox.
Person two:UWU SO HOT *MOANS*
Person one:AYO WHAT MAXSEXUAL

by uwu person September 28, 2022