Tebow Metrics

When statistics don't seem to matter or apply. The only stat that matters is the W or the L.

For those interested in statistics (again, they don’t seem to matter in Tebow Metrics), Tebow was 9-of-20 for 104 yards passing. He had 68 yards rushing on eight carries. The Broncos won the game... again.

by GatorBone November 18, 2011

metric time

Used jokingly to refer to confusions that usually arise over multiple systems of measurement.

Bob: It won't take longer than half an hour.
Bill: Is that in metric time?

by HisModusness July 12, 2009

matrick

this ship name is perfect for any maggie and patrick you know. when you find these two, they are always perfect for each other and have eternal love.

"Matrick? Oh, I know that ship! Every Matrick should get together!"

by lotto11 December 19, 2017

the metric system

A system of measurement used worldwide that would be completely unknown to American's if we didn't buy drugs.

Drugs have taught a whole generation of kids the metric system.

by The Devil's Mistress July 20, 2005

Joseph Carey Merrick

The proper name of the "Elephant Man" John Merrick. It became to be known as John Merrick because of the movie "Elephant Man" which also had many inaccurate points.

Joseph Carey Merrick was the greatest human being te ever grace the face of the earth.

by Love Stains March 27, 2006

Metric Petafuckton

A quadrillion times more than a metric fuckton.

Wow there’s a lot of metric petafucktons of shit here

by YeetusDeletus69420 April 30, 2020

Metricophobia

An irrational fear and/or hatred of the Metric system.

Nothing sets off someone's metricophobia by hearing their absurd comparisons of weight, height, volume, etc. with "Yeah, but what is that in metric?"

by Ixra June 11, 2020