the metaphysical bin

A place that exists when your so high, you can perceive through time and space.
*paralysed* “boys, I’m in the metaphysical bin
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Metaphysics

The science of the metaphysical. How the gods scientifically exist, scientifically created so called 'magic', how their 'magic' isn't really magic but science that is beyond humanity's current capacity to comprehend and how the gods use science to control the laws of nature (science).

(Please study the Kardashev Scale Theory to understand how all this could be possible).
(e.g. 1: 'Some say that the gods were extraterrestrials who looked the same as the humans, were so technologically advanced that they scientifically became immortal conscious simulations living in their own matrix (powered by the stars/a super-computer), control the laws of nature and hack into other's minds to appear to them').

Note: The science of metaphysics is like the most difficult maths equation in the universe. Metaphysics is so complex that it's currently something only the gods and their divine children can understand.
by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 24, 2022
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metaphysical substratum

A dumbass term said by someone too afraid to say they believe in a god.
"The mere concept of free will is akin to navigating the uncharted waters of the human psyche, where the dragons of chaos and order battle in the eternal landscape of the metaphysical substratum." Jordan Peterson
by ptbrown121 November 24, 2024
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Metaphysics

I am not a philosophy major as you'd have to be an idiot to major in philosophy. Thus, the below statements are verified by the fact that they're understandable by general people and make actual sense, not that they sound fancy.

Definition 1. Logical analysis to determine the nature of the reality that observable, scientific reality exists within. Absolutely (necessarily) separated from empirical analysis of observable, scientific reality (these are 'physics').

'Meta' means 'around', 'before', 'encompassing all within'. 'Meta topics' in any forum are discussion of the forum itself, rather than specific contents the forum is meant to discuss. 'Metadiscussion' as a topic, is discussion of discussion. 'Meta analysis' of scientific journals is scientific analysis of all scientific data.

Physics is the study of change in the Universe.

Metaphysics, just literally read, means logical or empirical analysis to determine the nature of the reality within which all that is analysed by physics, the Universe, is.

Definition 2. Goddamn anything you want. Anything that isn't metaphysics by the above definition and is still called metaphysics, is metaphysics because someone said it is.

Anyone wanting to add to the definitions: listing examples isn't providing a definition. Philosophy is nothing if not comprehensible, ie. either using language that's clearly defined, or using language that's all of: literally interpretable, logically cohesive, and warranted in actual use.
Person 1: "I'm studying metaphysics"
Person 2: "Why?"
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metaphysical therapist

A person who has spent years studying the human patterns but doesn't want to get a degree in therapy and also practices holistic healing. A person who desires to help the human race exist. Dana Abbott created this to help her friends and fellow humans to be better versions of themselves. She has a lot of knowledge and wants to share. She uses crystals, tarot cards, palmistry, art, cooking and many other medias to help heal the heart and soul and find humbleness and balance.
Dana is a Metaphysical therapist, it's like a life coach but instead of direction like a life coach it's healing the whole body to be better version of themselves.
by Luna Fulever September 12, 2023
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Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025
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