metaparanoid

A term used to characterize when a person's state of paranoia is intrinsically self-referential.

Person: "He's so paranoid."
Me: "Are you sure you're not projecting."
Person: "No dude. I'm not paranoid."
Me: "You're metaparanoid --- you're paranoid about being paranoid right now."

by foopyfoofle September 9, 2016

Metafaux

1. The faux version of Metalurgy -An ottoman metalic overlayed fabric that has been knocked off in China.

Since Metalurgy doesn't pass more than 15,000 double rubs, Metafaux has been created in it's place.

by FIT student 1001 April 9, 2009

Metalarola

It's a way of saying " i like ya braces "
A- yummie (cookie) kid
B- huh
A--looks up- ya sittin on my spot
B-Arr nice Metalarola
A-Eh grr

smiles emo girl boy Vamp furry metalarola nom love IMVU

by Cupcake GI Jane September 29, 2011

metamARGHphoses!

metamorphosis:

1. transformation, such as that of magic or by sorcery
2. noticeable change in character, appearance, function or condition.
3. change in the form and often habits of an animal after the embryonic stage during normal development. (e.g. the transformation of a caterpillar into a butterfly or a tadpole into a frog.)
4. a change in the structure of a specific body tissue. Usually degenerative.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

metamARGHphoses!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about metamorphoses.

metamARGHphoses!

by [e-mail] March 12, 2013

Metacarpal Scrub

Using the back of your hands to masterbate in an effort to recreate the feeling of a footjob.

Man, I've been struggling to get any lately. Or, if I find someone willing their feet are nasty. So, I've been getting by on metacarpal scrubs for the last month.

by ImFCKD December 22, 2017

metafan

A fan whose opinion of a certain subject or franchise is determined and/or developed by the opinions of others, especially if presented in the form of statistics or, in a competitive environment, tiers. If prompted, a metafan would mostly, if not entirely, base their reasoning of their views on a studies or reviews made by others rather than develop their own personal bias. In addition, a hardcore metafan would often shame others for not preferring something based on said studies or reviews.

Fan 1: Who's your favorite character in Smash?
Fan 2: I like kirby. He's super fun.
Fan 1: Why don't you like Marth? He's much higher tier and has a more viable kit. It says so on the chart.
Fan 2: Ah, you're one of those metafans.

by StoneColdLoki August 30, 2018

metamaryee

Your a fuckin cunt and a bitch. You alwaylike being stupid

I metamaryee can do this

by Coksz May 29, 2020