Medianmonobisexual

Medianmonobisexual (Middle of 1 and 2 1.5 sexual) is an attraction to the opposite gender, in addition to only a bit of the same sex.

"Guys, traps aren't gay, they're medianmonobisexual, because they look like women but have dicks."
"I'm not gay, I'm medianmonobisexual. I would never let a man bang me, but a futanari can bang me."

by heckinheck January 29, 2018

SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH

the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''

by SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH April 12, 2010

Messianic Muslim

01) An individual who ethnically, patriotically, and/or culturally practiced and identified as a follower of Islam. Now they fully recognize that the historical Jesus of Nazareth (Yeshua HaNotzri) is the Messiah and that the New Testament is a part of TaNaKH(i.e., Torah, Nevi'im, Ketuvim, Hadashah-- literally "New" or "News"); and still believes in the Messenger Mohammed and The Quran. Also understands that Mohammed was a born-again Christian.

02) Recognizes the Godhead as described by Christian Religions and by Jesus as: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Allah being Father God in the "Godhead Construct".

Ex: Ever since Ahmed found Jesus and was born-again he had conflict identifying as a born-again Christian because his family believe in Islam. So he does declare himself as a Messianic Muslim.

by Freak Gringo November 21, 2019

Messian

The small creature on one's back when stoned. It's behaviour and size differs depending on the level of intoxication.

Person A: "Oooo, I can feel him!"
Person B: "Who!?"
Person A: "The Messian!"

by Ishie Javes April 22, 2008

Median Surfing

The act of a vehicle uncontrollably maneuvering into a median, often associated with slick road conditions.

Driver: I'm sure this speed is safe.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.

by Integer February 10, 2010

Mesican

All Mexicans because they're always messin up somthin.

"I'm a Mexican American!"
"Get your ass out of here, nigga you's a Mesican."

by dorion February 10, 2005

mescan

Now living in Texas, one of Mescan heritage.

Since President Bush opened the borders, the whole state of Texas is overrun by Mescans.

by Richard Black March 1, 2005