Mervin ng

1g most annoying boy, loves ketchup more than Darren li and is hated

Q: Who is Mervin ng?
A: The boy who can't lift his leg and falls off a cliff while eating ketchup
Mervin: Shut up! I am telling the Chess God.

by haydenwong111111 November 16, 2023

Mervin

wolves are an enemy of uhh.....

nevermind

Why did he say Nevermind
hes just being a Mervin

by Gravyis September 2, 2021

When two cool guys put a stick or something of the likes on both sides of your leg holes after he mervin and turn them till they won't turn anymore.

after my mervin they stuck two sticks on my underwear and turned them, giving me a propeller mervin. it hurt so bad.

by Smurfsrblu October 8, 2008

cool guy with cool blue hair he is cool friend very cool. best friends with bite because he cool too. very cool.

When a man blows his load onto a woman’s anus, then wipes it up with his hand and throws it against her forehead

Alexandra had a splitting headache when Drew decided that the only way to take her mind off it was to give her a Dirty Mervin

by The real manny April 8, 2019