Something that is twice as large as what you would expect it to be. Disproportionatly large. Normally used in relation to fruit, especially melons.
Wow, that watermelon is twice as big as what I would expect it to be! It truly is melonic!
That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!
That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!
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Hesh: I met this chick last night. She was hot, beautiful and amazing. I took her back to my crib and we got busy. All was great until I hit the sticky place. Man, she was a beast! I was Munching the Mekong; she was so hairy.
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This type of exaust is called a "mellon shooter" because it is large enough to launch a melon that would be inserted into it - if the engine had enough power.
This type of exaust is called a "mellon shooter" because it is large enough to launch a melon that would be inserted into it - if the engine had enough power.
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