toilet merlot

Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.

"I thought I was going to die. I just turned 15lbs of bad crawfish into toilet merlot."

by phantom shitter returns May 9, 2010

merlotional

mer·lo·tion·al

adjective

1. pertaining to or involving emotion or the emotions; alcohol enduced, usually wine-merlot.

"Did you cry during The Bachelor last night?"
"Yes, I was SO merlotional."
"Girl, Merlot gets me every time!"

by Merlotional Marissa October 6, 2012

Merlaina

The only person who doesn't make a definition for her name because definitions are for chumps and she's too freaking awesome for a definition.

Ugh,she is so Merlaina...I wish I was as cool as her

by KoalaWalla January 17, 2015

merlos

An amazing, magnificent person.

Omg Merlos is so amazing and cool

by amm182024 January 26, 2021

merlot sippers

Intellectually lazy, college educated adults who jack each other off with pseudo-intellectual banter.

Katherine Lanpher is big with the merlot sippers.

That movie will go over well with the merlot sippers.

by slonob February 1, 2004

merlot

An attractive older woman. Aged well over the years.

Billy's mom is old....but what a merlot!

by thajasman December 6, 2009

Merlot

a type of black bird. that can be peaceful, elegant, pretty, hyper and even depressive. this bird is known for its beauty and its ways of sticking to other birds.

"What kind of bird is that?"
"thats a merlot."
"oooh. its pretty."

by birdwatcher123 January 13, 2010