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global menopause

Charecterize by temperature swings and abrubt changes in weather. Provides explanation for Global Warming and Global Cooling, extremes in weather...Also known as Global Climate Change
Global Warming will lead to an Ice Age...hunh? I actually got sunburned in Belgium...Yeah the world is going through global menopause.
by Commoguy April 20, 2010
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bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)

any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.
You: I have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can I do?
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)?
Her: What did you say???
by iknowitall4sure February 27, 2010
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Menopause (claires version)

Menopause (claires version) is what claire has
by Starlice expret September 14, 2025
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Menopaused

When you have went through menopause.
Woman #1: Why does she seem different now?
Woman #2 I think she got menopaused.
by Unk0wn_Dr0ne March 6, 2025
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Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.
Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.
by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023
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Menopause

Guy 1: My wife reached menopause

Guy 2: ahh, nature’s birth control. Enjoy.
by Aksh1932 November 19, 2021
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Love Menopause

When you miss your period do to stress caused by love and you're grouchy like a dog with rabies.
I'm suffering Love menopause because my boyfriend don't love me anymore.
by La Juliet August 10, 2017
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