cerebral menopause 

your brain in the change of life; an exercise in decaying common sense; a condition of the mind idiotic; when stupid 1.5 is ramped up to stupid 2.0

When John asked if he could stay on my couch, I knew he was suffering from a case of cerebral menopause.

cerebral menopause by La Tatooie January 27, 2008

Hangover Menopause 

The hot flashes and sweats you get when battling a particularly bad hangover. These symptoms are commonly associated with female menopause.

Ryan: "Aren't you going to order food?"
Jim: "No, I'm fighting some hangover menopause right now. I don't think I could hold it down."

Hangover Menopause by ChristmasQ June 12, 2013

Creative Menopause 

The stage in your life when creative ideas come in flashes instead of being regular.

I am also delighted to meet a fellow creative type. Creative ideas are like ovary eggs...you are born with a number of them and they are release over time throughout one's career. I'm in creative menopause. The ideas come, but they are not as free flowing as they were when I was younger. Having a surrogate idea man at my age is awesome and I look forward to doing business with you.

Creative Menopause by pinball queen September 2, 2009

Philosophical menopause

Aligning your wants with your needs.

John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot

Philosophical menopause by ShittyRickashawala January 13, 2020

global menopause

Charecterize by temperature swings and abrubt changes in weather. Provides explanation for Global Warming and Global Cooling, extremes in weather...Also known as Global Climate Change

Global Warming will lead to an Ice Age...hunh? I actually got sunburned in Belgium...Yeah the world is going through global menopause.

global menopause by Commoguy April 20, 2010

Love Menopause

When you miss your period do to stress caused by love and you're grouchy like a dog with rabies.

I'm suffering Love menopause because my boyfriend don't love me anymore.

Love Menopause by La Juliet August 10, 2017

Liminal Menopause Art 

Liminal Menopause Art, also known as LMA, is a unique genre of digital creativity emerging from the minds of boomers and older individuals. It thrives on the combination of bizarre greenscreen effects, outdated pop culture references, and a total disregard for aesthetics, all aimed at achieving a strange sense of humor.

Did you see Aunt Mildred's latest liminal menopause art on Instagram? She's riding a rubber chicken on a background of dancing frogs while blasting Christina Aguilera. Classic LMA!

Liminal Menopause Art by fben September 26, 2023