mewkies

stupid rookies in any sport though preferably used for ultimate frisbee rookies who are exceptionally dumb.

"its time to give the mewkies a shot" or "what do you expect from a bunch of mewkies?"

by mewky killer October 12, 2008

ass monkies

A straight(inlovewithagayman)man who is hot and charming and really good at most everything. Who is in love with a guy but wants awomen. A man who wish his best friend was a girl he could make love too. A guy whohas. Not relized its ok to be gay. Or one who is scared of his love for a man. Most of the men who have a gay best friend. One who would do anything for a assmonky one who follows a assmonkey around or feeds them buys them clothes or feels strong feelings for a assmonkey

Hey bro I'm into a ass monkies that don't know why they love gaymen. V. I would be so into you if you would ever like to be with me and I'm not a assmonkey or assmuppet I'm a guy who is in love with you just for the plain and simple fact that you are you

by yourgaybuddy March 8, 2011

donut monkies

Software developers who consume too much tea and sugared snacks and communicate via IRC despite being in the same office - only 2 desks away.

Ed and Craig are two dedicated donut monkies

by Bored@Work September 12, 2006

Monkies

1. A hairy animal

2. 2 girls called Katie Orpin and Poppy Gibson

3. A racist term for blak people

Look at the fucking monkey doing no work

look at them two monkies

by d-diggley-69 December 26, 2008

Menzies Style

Sticky-taped together at the wrists and other various body-parts, many Menzians copulate awkwardly. This is often followed by a ceremonial drinking of Syphilis-infected moat water.

"After we'd done it the normal way, he asked me to do it Menzies Style!! I nearly threw up, especially with the thought that I have caught Syphilis from him!!"

by orgabulator May 26, 2004

flying monkies

A bunch of minions from The Wizard of Oz that work for the Wicked Witch of the West, and are monkies, with wings. The person who thought of this is clearly a moron because no one liked the idea of flying monkies, because monkies are most like humans and humans have no chance in being able to fly without a machine. Overall, flying monkies is a terrible idea.

Amanda: Hey girl, did you see those flying monkies in that movie? They were silly sweet!
Grace: I found those flying monkies to be totally ridiculous, The Wizard of Oz should have never been a movie.

by bloodysox1918 May 3, 2006

Ricky Menzies

The most gorgeous and loving guy in the world.
Has lovely kisses and cuddles.
Will eventually marry Tayla.

Ricky Menzies is so Hott!

by Ms.Batt April 22, 2011