Mendocino Snail Trail

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.

"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009

Meanior

Meanior - A mean, self-important, and/or rude senior citizen.

A Meanior habitually has the attitude, behavior, and language of "I am 65 years of age and other businesses give me a discount, you should too, who's the manager, I want to talk the manager, everyone honor and bow down to me, me MEEEE, it's all about me!"

by BillieFM April 30, 2011

mediocretin

Mediocre + cretin = mediocretin. A stupid, vulgar or insensitive person who is “additionally” of moderate or low quality, value, ability or performance.

They're so offensively average I've had to coin a new word for them: mediocretin.

by @carrozo September 11, 2020

mediochre

A shade of dark yellow that just isn't living up to its potential.

His mediochre eyes promised abdominal cancer, but once again, we were let down - it was alcoholic liver disease.

by mgdu October 30, 2009

mendokuse

troublesome, bothersome (in context: screw it, aw man); derived from mendokusai.

You're so mendokuse Ino.

by envygreedandlust September 23, 2006

Chronic Mediocrity Syndrome

A sad and mildly debilitating condition in which the sufferer will never be exceptional in a chosen discipline or field of study, no matter how hard they work. While incurable, it can often be treated/maintained with a reality check.

I'm sorry Mrs. Smith. You might as well stop your son's violin lessons. He will never be a virtuoso. He has chronic mediocrity syndrome.

by Blursaw March 1, 2010

mediocredite

The most common race of human beings known to Earth, specifically noted for their uncanny ability to remain obscenely mediocre and oblivious for the entire duration of their lives. Mediocredites tend to live in herds and are subliminally controlled by any sort of authority that can utilize and manipulate them with ease, especially advertisement agencies and government.

The government can easily manipulate the mediocredites, effectively limiting the concept of "power to the people".

by aksival February 19, 2008