Menard

A fat ugly mother fucker who thinks he's the shit, even though he has no friends and doesn't notice it. He just pushes himself onto you.

Austin is the biggest menard ever. He won't fucking leave me alone!

by lalala January 11, 2005

menarded

being messed up and retarded

that book I borrowed from you was all menarded.

by starlitsoul August 6, 2008

Menards

Enormous breasts, the owner of which is reputed to have achieved career and/or scholastic success by her buxomness and prurience rather than by her intellect or ability.

Kim had a long-standing and well-substantiated reputation among her co-workers for having used her sweaters to attain her position at the company; her luscious, perky menards coupled with her cherubic visage were her greatest (and some might say her only) assets.

by [e-mail] September 30, 2003

Menard

A pretty cool girl who dates a super cool guy. Her boyfriend asks her to prom through internet sites.

E.g.

Urban dictionary -

"prom - Menard, will you go with your super cool boyfriend?"

by CaptainCarlton April 28, 2012

merardo

somebody who thinks they are very cool but they are not

merardo is not funny

by dictionary23 March 2, 2020

Menards

My testicles

He kicked me in menards.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Menards

A midwestern home improvement store that is better than Home Depot or Lowe's. They have a big selection of lighting and especially ceiling fans. Menards also carries pet supplies as well! Menards is also known for their 11% rebate you can mail in and get a cashier's check good towards future purchases there.

I'm heading to Menards to pick up dog food and cleaning supplies.

by kagome122885 September 8, 2022