menopausal mafia

a sinister cabal of middle aged, menopausal women who control the world's supply of cushy jobs

I really wanted a cushy job in the local library but the menopausal mafia have that place locked down.

by Sideshow Aj June 22, 2011

menopausal

The time in a woman's life when menstrual periods permanently stop

uh...? your grandma is totally menopausal.

by _Sam_ June 23, 2005

manopause

When a man stops acting like a man and begins acting like an old woman.

Hopefully Jeremy will get over his bout of manopause, and be able to go out on the town with his mates again.

by Cletus Burst November 30, 2006

memepause

Memepause is the polar opposite of female's menopause. Instead of losing the ability to give birth to a new life, memepause is a transformation of one's meme taste into a more danker version of its previous self. Memepause gives its bearer ability to give birth to new dank memes.

F: I feel so depressed and weak lately, I think I'm going through a menopause.
M: Sucks for you, I think I'm gonna go for a 5 min *fucks up typing* memepause.
M: FUCK! What a word! Alright, new word. Hoes go through a menopause, true Bros go for memepauses!

by 69dankmemer420x October 12, 2020

Hangover Menopause

The hot flashes and sweats you get when battling a particularly bad hangover. These symptoms are commonly associated with female menopause.

Ryan: "Aren't you going to order food?"
Jim: "No, I'm fighting some hangover menopause right now. I don't think I could hold it down."

by ChristmasQ June 12, 2013

Musopause

A stage reached by men in their early to mid-twenties, wherein they lose interest in the vast majority of new music and solely listen to music they first started to enjoy when they were around 18.

Ever since Nick hit the Musopause he's been seriously overplaying that old Less Than Jake album

by skaisstillaround July 1, 2011

Manopause

It is also known as Andropause and is the result of declining Testosterone levels as a man ages and usually becomes noticeable in men that are 40+

Some Side Effects:
Fatigue & Lack of Energy
Low Sex Drive
Difficulty Achieving Erection
Low Semen Volume
Hair Loss
Loss of Muscle Mass
Increase In Body Fat
Decrease In Bone Mass
Mood Changes

Boy it sucks having Manopause as I can't get Wood and Shoot Blanks when giving my Mistress a Pearl Necklace

by Broken Dyke May 20, 2016