Melker

a huge throbbing horse cock.

Guy 1: Hey what is ur name?
Guy 2: Melker.
Guy 1: owo daddy please do the sex on me with ur 20 centimeter defeater!

by Prinskorvar February 15, 2022

super smash bros melee

A Game featuring all of Nintendos Major mascots; Mario, Samus, Link, Kirby. And some not so well known charecters; The Ice Climbers, Marth & Roy, Ness. Theres about 25 charecters and I think 50 levels. You can just pick up the controller and go to town on your enemys even if youve never played before. This is my favorite game of all time along with the harvest moon series.

I was playing SSB and Kirby just came out of nowhere and sucked me. After taking some of my genetics Yoshi started giving me a tounge lashing. It reminded me of waffles

by Trippy_the_round February 2, 2005

Melee

The best game in the super smash brothers series.

Damn melee is the best smash game

by TheCrabThrownAtHbox June 4, 2019

Melee Slasher

Melee Slasher is a genre of video games based mainly around melee combat with weapon tracers, this includes games such as Mount and Blade, Mordhau, Chivalry: Medieval Warfare, Age of Chivalry, Mirage: Arcan Warfare etc.

Mount and Blade IS a Melee Slasher.

by grichie May 6, 2020

Melker

Super kind and cool
He's the funniest person you'll ever meet. He's sweet and caring but very shy and he'll will only say things when he truly means them.
A real meme expert who'll always make you laugh your ass off.
Consider yourself lucky of you have a Melker in your life since they're very rare.

Damn that guy seems really shy, who is he anyways?

Oh that's melker, he's the sweetest

Oh right it's him, he's such a helpful hand

by Farbror lucas June 29, 2018

Meleephobia

A persistent, potentially irrational fear of Super Smash Brothers: Melee, in particular, its lack of balance, numerous exploits, and excessively competitive players.

Most Smash 4 players have meleephobia. They hate everything having to do with Melee.

by fdsk2 October 2, 2015

Melker

Melker is a very cool Guy. Hes realy Nice and a midget. Ofen called à legend.

Melker My man. Melker My broder. Melker is a real legend

by Melker the legend December 11, 2016