Melk 

Melk is a thing you say when u have nothing to say. You can just say melk and that means i dont know,
or u can say i dont know melk. Melk has nothing to do with milk its a whole different thing.

Jeffy: How did you do that?
You: Melk

Melk by bvgcdwiyvcw cuv January 26, 2021

Melk 

Semen.

Yo, what's that on the bathroom floor?

Sorry, I forgot to clean up the melk last night.

Melk by GrossAssTurnip September 1, 2021

MELK 

Milk that is, off, out of date or of a gelatinous consistency. MELK is used most commonly amount small Greek people.

Keep the MELK in the fridge!

MELK by Hdango January 23, 2022

Melk 

expired milk

person 1: hey bro why you got melk on your fridge?
person 2: i forgot to throw it away

Melk by samurai sunky October 17, 2023

Melk 

When you and a friend are munting the person on top is jelking

Yo bro, want to go MELK at graveyard

Melk by anonymous March 31, 2024

choclet melk 

chocolate milk but more betterrer, more britisherer. Commonly used to refer to any brown liquid.

"Look at all this choclet melk"
"swssgesgeshsgesggesjhssgehsehsgse"
"oh no i think its liquid shit"

choclet melk by 00milky_loaf00 February 27, 2022

Melker 

He has the biggest dick in the world. He is a beast in bed and often gets girls named Tilda. He is a sweetheart with his girls. He always gets girls in the bed after one hour.

Wow, that's Melker he fucked me last night.

Melker by Farbror Melker April 29, 2019