melvin

definition of awesome just simply amazing!!!

Look at matt he is so melvin

by xmku2.0 July 7, 2011

Melvin

One of the very first people that created ninjas nearly two thousand centuries ago.
A very powerful ninja known to dominate the rival ninja known as Jasmin.
His power is so mighty it is said that it rivals that of Chuck Norris.
Epic.

A tour-group came to a huge city that was totally demolished; "what happened here," they asked. The guide simply said Melvin.

by kaibakid February 11, 2010

Melvin

a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever. he loves soccer and is fiercly loyal to his friends. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.

girl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him
girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.

by torimusic October 6, 2012

melvin

A frontal wedgie. Instead of underpants being up your butt crack, they ride up into the labia.

It is not okay to pick your Melvin in public.

by alicenwundrlnd October 14, 2014

melvin(s)

A person or persons whom take part in geek like activities such as math competitions, chess competitions, x-box parties etc. basically a nerd, dweeb, geek, etc

hey look at that melvin over there, hes definitly not chinese. you said all melvins are chinese

by nicc June 11, 2005

Melvindale

The small, once peaceful city, that was invaded by Detroiters, basically ruining the city, especially the schools. Melvindale is mainly known for a lady stabbing her dad over a dinner roll, a drunk 14 year old being raped, and a racist former high school football coach. Melvindale is one step away from becoming a ghetto. They might as well give up and make it another part of Detroit.

Where do you live?" "My crib be in dat sity Melvindale

by sosickofthishittt December 9, 2010

Melvin Balls

A man of class and high intelligence, often associated with a particular discipline of scientific research. Is married to a Kollywood movie star.

Student 1: "Hey, who's class do you have?"
Student 2: "It's Dr. Melvin Balls..."

by Melvin Balls October 13, 2021