beat meeting

The act of masturbation. The term is borrowed from beat cops, who get together with the other cops on their beat for "beat meetings."

Dude, I had like 27 beat meetings today. My weiner is sore.

by albodertfregmodyne August 2, 2010

bible discussion/study meeting

The bible discussion/study meeting (BDSM) is a meeting in which those who have been blessed by the lords love come together and talk about the bible.

Bro 1: "Bro, ya like BDSM?"
Bro 2: "Yes, I do. I am a christian. I very much enjoy bible discussion/study meetings."

by Password12342069 May 28, 2020

Open meeting

When people aren't in a relationship but are willing to engage in sexual activity with each other but also won't be bad if the other person has sexual activity that isn't them. Basically a pass to cheat.

She met Aaron but that's ok because we are open meeting.

by Aaron123c April 3, 2017

still in the meeting

DJ Khalid's way of saying "I'm working on new products and buisness." It has been generally used with Air Jordan's

Still in the meeting... Still in the meeting... Still in the meeting (Sc)

by Saco S June 17, 2019

Meeting Pirate

Coworkers who show up to a meeting and take over with their own agenda.

My boss was a total meeting pirate today - talked about some random crap for the whole hour and I never got to give my presentation.

by MarkieSmif July 5, 2010

gangsta meeting

The newly re-defined all school at Idyllwild Arts Academy. Thank you jose, you fucking idiot.

"HI everybody! I..I..I..I'm gonna make this new name Gangsta Meeting!

by DCOO May 4, 2008

Neffed the Meeting

To join a meeting under the guise of one topic, only to direct the discussion to a more entertaining (or often business-centric) conversation.

We met to discuss the audit, but he neffed the meeting and all we talked about was Monty Python

by Genevieve Magoo September 23, 2010