Medal of Honor

A friend who is always willing to jump on a grenade (ugly friend) for you. When partying and you see a hot girl with an ugly friend, this person will always take the ugly friend to help you out.

Because he's got the Medal of Honor!

by dancej October 1, 2010

medal of honor

Game for people who cant afford better machines or own AMD's that cant handle better games like BF 1942.

I hate BF because my pussy ass AMD takes 4 hours to load it and I have to keep the detail on the setting for AMD equiped machines.

by pimp slappen the allies June 5, 2003

Medal spoiled

An Olympics fan/viewer that calls a first gold medal semi American.

Americans have been medal spoiled for a while in many events in the Olympics, to the point they expect some of these athletes to keep bringing in medal after medal after medal like it's an easy thing to do or guaranteed to anybody with a USA uniform (especially without any support there with them and even getting told they are semi American or unacceptable performers/performances). Hopefully more people (not other athletes, but fans/viewers) saw more of what athletes are putting themselves through to get some of these medals via Simone Biles, Allyson Felix, and a few other athletes.

by The Original Agahnim August 7, 2021

Congressional Medal of Boner

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).

Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.

by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012

Bronze Medal

Another word for the butt hole, women's and men's.

"Oh my god!!!" Kennedy making a face, "You saw his bronze medal?!! Ick."

by Babydoll75 March 4, 2019

deserves a medal

deserves a medal, (he or she)

A constant hard worker.

"You deserve a medal" is a commendation to someone for doing something oneself would not like to have done.

"Paul cleaned out the gutter for me, that man deserves a medal."

by Chika February 9, 2007

Give that man a medal!

A sarcastic way to falsely congratulate someone for achieving something rather useless or unremarkable.

Person 1: Did you hear about a scientist who demonstrated that you could levitate a frog with a magnet?
Person 2: Really? Give that man a medal! (Or an Ig Nobel Prize.)

by cshin9 July 27, 2012