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Jersey Meathook

The Jersey Meathook is where you touch all your fingers together and you push as hard/fast as possible into a wet vagina.
“How’d she cum?”

“I used the Jersey Meathook
by Whoisasking February 4, 2019
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Jersey Meathook

Having sex with a girl, then having your friend burst out of the closet with a camera. When that happens, you give the girl the shocker and lift her in the air as he takes the picture.
Want to see the picture from last night's Jersey Meathook?
by Esco August 21, 2006
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Persian Meathook

A sexual position where a women is performing fellatio and the man puts his finger in the women's anus and lifts the women off the ground so that she is suspended. This sexual position is not normally very pleasurable for either sexes but is normally used for those that are crazy.
Greg did the persian meathook last night, it was really wierd.
by Alex Rake July 14, 2010
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New England meathook

When you put your ring and middle finger in your girls vagina and your thumb in her asshole and throw her back on to the bed
“I gave my girlfriend the New England meathook last night and she beat the shit out of me”
by Gary the 1nd January 25, 2022
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New Jersey Meathook

The act of inserting middle and ring finger into a vagina and “hooking” your fingers back into her gspot and shaking your hand up and down rather than in and out until she squirts.
Didja hear Mike gave Shirley the ole’ New Jersey Meathook last night?
by mars_x3 November 30, 2023
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meat hook sandwich

Double-fisted hand-job usually performed by a sub-par prostitute.
"Buy me dinner and I'll give ya a meat hook sandwich!" - Crystal Boulevard
by Coltraine December 13, 2013
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lesbian meat hook

Wrestling move signatured by Adam Moore. It is when one crosses their middle finger over their ring finger known as the hook. From here you will cup the opponent's butt cheeks as the hook slides to toward the center of mass causes the opponent to become uncomfortable and scream in fear.
The wrestler used the lesbian meat hook to scare his opponent into submission.
by Widened.urethra February 8, 2018
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