Melted 

A word typically used by gamers to describe the act of destroying the enemy ruthlessly.

player 1: did you see that other player? he just eliminated the entire enemy team!

player 2: i know dude, he totally melted them!

Melted by dirtgore September 17, 2019

melted candle 

an overweight male that doesn't do work at physical training and drinks underage. this particular male tries to get with overweight females that are smaller than 5ft.

"regan have you ever seen what a melted candle looks like? that's you with your shirt off"

melted candle by mrhat9000 March 10, 2009

Moated 

An awesome term that rose in the 1980's that was another word for "You got told!" or "You got burned!". Truely old school people use this term.

1. Ooooooh! 'Dat boi' just got 'dem ass moated!
2. Damn, homie! You just got moated from 'dat dum' ass bitch!

Moated by Cameron Shuck April 17, 2006

Face like a melted welly 

Disfigured face.

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly

Face like a melted welly by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Sour Melted Brownie 

Well, first off, have sex. Although, the female involved must have her Granny Panties on or at the ready! Near the end of sex when the guy starts to feel his giblets tingle and jingle, let him release his massive load in the Granny Panties. I bet your thinking oh, that's dumb. But wait, there is more. Now, the male must be ready to drop a fairly good sized deuce (poop). Deliver the goods in the Granny Panties on top of the cum. Now the female must pull up the Granny Panties and wear them the rest of the day.

1)Excuse me Miss, would you mind if I tried your sour melted brownie?

2)
Dominic: Hey Grandma, can I borrow your granny panties so me and my girlfriend Willanda can make a sour melted brownie?

Olga: Hey Suze, what is that smell? It wreaks.
Suze: Oh it's only a sour melted brownie. Dave gave it to me after a decent round of sex. I'm wearing it like a trophy.

Sour Melted Brownie by The Ginger Bastard February 11, 2009

Melted 

A Scottish slang word to describe someone absolutely blazed.

"Mate, I was absolutely melted yesterday with Greg"

Melted by Wank doctor August 29, 2017

melted toffee sundae 

The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.

Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!

melted toffee sundae by PartyBoyChris May 27, 2009