Meat Gazer

A female/male who stares at men's packages and try to image the size of it.

I was doing a presentation for work and this meat gazer was at the front row looking at my package. WTH!?!?!?!

by Bose21 September 10, 2016

Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.

by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017

Glazed meat stick

When a somebody sucks the living hell outta your dick/gives you some good ass head, and they leave the nut dripping all down your dick.

Ray J: Bruh, Kim left me with a glazed meat stick last night dawg!
Person 2: No way! That girl is crazy. Sucks for you.
Ray J: For real though man.

by Krx.ed April 23, 2017

meatgazer

A guy who stares, intentionally or unintentionally, at other guys' equipment in public bathrooms, locker rooms, etc.

What the hell are you looking at, meatgazer? I'm trying to take a piss here. Keep your eyes in your own stall.

by Meatgazer October 25, 2003

Meatgaze

When someone is staring at your meat or genitals.

Man your such a meatgaze, stop looking at my dick.

by Jtotheizzo77 December 9, 2008

Meatgrazer

A Military or Civilian Personnel that is assigned on watching men pee in a cup during a drug test.

SGT Calhoun, you are assigned as the Meatgrazer today. Put on your gloves and lets get to work.

by SGT Meatgrazed December 17, 2012

Meatgazer

One who gazes upon meat(aka cock)....regularly.

Damn I didn't realize Phil was a fuckin meatgazer...

by evil moe May 6, 2006