A marselis is a term used to describe an extremely problematic day you would be having. Usually a day in which nothing is going right, and everything you touch, you break.
I'm having the worst marselis day you've ever known.
Everything I do today is marselis.
I've marselised my day up today.
Everything I do today is marselis.
I've marselised my day up today.
by eboogle February 18, 2009
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Get the ommy meares mug.The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) consists of a male who inserts his male reproductive organ between a female's breasts and proceeds to thrust repeatedly. After a short period of time, the male discontinues this procedure and visits the lavatory in an effort to place a prophylactic over his quivering member. Upon his return to the previous location, he finds the female covering her face and blushing from the situation. She then begins to redress and leave the premises.
Tom: Yo, Dino i just got a bad Cormier Cock Tease and it was the worst feeling ever!
Dino: Well my dear friend I dont believe it can be as bad as The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) I just endured!
Tom: You're right. I like you **Both parties high five**
Dino: Well my dear friend I dont believe it can be as bad as The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) I just endured!
Tom: You're right. I like you **Both parties high five**
by Old Norse Õthinn March 23, 2008
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