merked

To be beaten up. To get knocked out.

yo son, u got straight merked!

by Matt Hawkins August 22, 2005

merked

to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"

Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.

by sjte5409 January 29, 2009

MEURKED

really drunk off your ass

i was fuking meurked in cancun this summer.

by your daddy's July 12, 2006

Merked

to get owned at a epic propotrion Merkage or merked

You got merked!

the word started with one of the most contravertial players in q3 arena version 1.16 a player named merky began to get very good and is now considered to be the best q3 arena 1.16 railer

by Natural 12562 December 24, 2008

Merked

Means ugly,nasty, disgusting,

Charlie: Eww look its Chayton.

Nick: Wtf hes so fuckin Merked

by 12345 November 22, 2016

Merked

Really really high, to the point of being incapable of interacting with people and most likely interacting with other entities like plants, emotions, and gods.

Jimmy Brungus is merked right now. He just rode his bike to the beach, drank a gallon of organic orange juice and buried himself in sand while saying prayers to mother ocean.

by Orcinus317 May 10, 2014

merked

to kill, steal, rape, pillage, etc.

Although other people are offering plausible etymologies for this word, I'm guessing it more likely is a "verbing" of a shortened version of mercenary, or soldier for hire. Just like narcotics officers became narcs, which then became a slang verb for snitching to cops, I think mercenary became merks, then merked became a slang verb for acting like a mercenary, or killing, robbing, etc.

He got merked for tellin' the wrong cat to kick rocks.

by J. Kevin June 29, 2006