McMasturbate

To masturbate violently while eating fast food, possibly while watching TV.

Jill got Joe Burger King and watched him McMasturbate

by Thefatkidisherez February 11, 2010

McMasterbator

One who McMasterbates.

Person 3: Where is person 2?
Person 1: He ran to the shitter to McMasterbate

Person 3: Hahaha. Person 2 just can't help himself. He's such a McMasterbator.

by Atheist_Pirate July 14, 2016

Hugh Macmaster

His Dad is a pilot, he knows how to fly a plane up a woman. Let's just say he got it from his Dad...

Hugh Macmaster flew that shit up there

by Hugh Macmaster October 26, 2020

McBasterd

A Man who a Girl thinks is amazing but turns out she was wrong

Comes from Hit show Greys Anatomy

McDreamy was doing the Mcnasty with McHottie that McBasterd

by Marisa-Rachael May 3, 2007

McMasturbate

When a person ignors social contact with friends in the kitchen because they are too busy masturbating to the TV programme "Glee"

My Friend cant come to the kitchen, hes too bust McMasturbate(ing).......

by Anonomoose123 December 4, 2010

macmaster

a gentleman, pimp, and/or governer who provides, encourages, and/or illicits sexual gratification and guidance to women/men of less than acceptable proportions/lengths.

That macmaster needs to stop looking at mens asses.

by bob December 20, 2004

McLaster

When you go to McDonalds and you get something off the menu that is so good you want to make it last as long as you can.

"Dude i had a bacon egg and cheese buscuit today, it was so good that thing turned into a McLaster."

by Chris O'hillin December 25, 2007