i macgyvered the fuck out of it

Inspired by Matt Damon's line in the movie The Martian where he has to "science to shit out of it" to survive. Technically and more accurately he MacGyvered the fuck out of it.

When you have fixed something without the right parts or equipment be proud to say "I macgyvered the fuck out of it!"

i macgyvered the fuck out of it by Ozzi Yob January 10, 2017

Alaskan McGuyver 

The Alaskan McGuyver is when a man living in cold regions finds it difficult to jack off because his fingers have turned into icicles. He proceeds to put his bottle of lubricant of choice into the microwave at 100 percent power for 45 seconds to achieve a comfortable heat level and consistency for his subsequent jerk off sesh to Eskimo porn.

Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.

We got the first snow of the year tonight. My hands are so cold I'll have to pull an Alaskan McGuyver before I fire up pornohub.com.

Alaskan McGuyver by nancyscrew April 19, 2018

Filthy mcguyver 

The act of making a condom out of whatever is on hand

The condom broke, but he pulled a filthy mcguyver and made one out of saran wrap and my hair tie.

Filthy mcguyver by Mr.bunny86 July 23, 2025