Mooking

The act of having sexual intercourse in the back of a U-Haul truck while surrounded by stuffed walruses and fuzzy pink dildos.

Grandpa: Hey sexy lady I got a U-Haul, wanna mook?
Grandma: I was hoping you'd ask! I'll get the fuzzy pink dildos.
Grandpa: Okay I'll be waiting in the truck to start mooking!

by Babahabajaba June 9, 2010

Mooking

Way of Kicking a Women in the Vagina as hard as you can, For her to produce large amounts of Cum.

"Man, I'd really like to be mooking her right now'.

by John Walkins December 6, 2010

mybooking

being logged on to myspace and facebook at the same time.

Hey bob, what are you doing?
Oh nothing sheril just mybooking, all the cool kids are doing it.

by Brantlee Cote December 18, 2008

mybooking

When one is both on myspace and facebook at the same time

Tom: Hey dude! Are you online?

Matt: Yea man! I'm just mybooking!

by MattQuin November 5, 2007

Macooning

Macooning. To "Macoon" someone. To purposely try to tell a fib/pull a joke on someone. Not exactly getting away with the prank, however. To call "macooning" on someone means that you know they are trying to be funny, but they really aren't.

If you are able to call someone out on the joke, you can say "Are you macooning me?" And they must reply that yes they are, because they have been caught.

Person 1: You brought my car home last night right?

Person 2: I drove your car last night?

Person 1: Are you "macooning" me right now?

Person 2: Haha, yeah. Sorry.

by Cooterpoop July 11, 2012

mooking face

N. A mental state triggered by extacy or MDMA.

V. When faces melt into themselves after using Molly.

"Yo I was mooking face for hours"

"I looked into the mirror and saw my mooking face"

by trauma kilo July 11, 2016

McConning

Preemptively accusing others of doing the very thing you are doing, creating an intentional false campaign against those trying to stop your ill deeds.

A gaslighter’s tactic of projecting one’s own behavior onto their target, effectively rebranding the victims as the culpable.

The GOP is McConning us out of a stimulus package as Mitch McConnell doubles down on all-or-nothing tactics while accusing the many actively negotiating parties of not negotiating.

by Cenarific December 8, 2020